Too Much Blue

You Know You Have Been Watching To Much Blue's Clues If.... You Paint Your Dog Blue And Go Looking For Blue's Clues! You Change Your Name To Steve! You Sit Around Your Kitchen Table Waiting For Your Salt And Pepper Shakers To Speak! You're Staked Out 3 Hours Before The Show Starts With All Your Blue's Clues Gear On! You Think You're Being Followed By A Cute Little Blue Dog And A Guy In A Green Striped Shirt! You Put Blue Paw Prints On Your Glasses So You Can See Blue's Clues On Everything! You Change Your Entire Wardrobe To Green Striped Shirts And Tan Pants! You Have An Entire Room Of Your House Dedicated To Steve! You Talk To Your Mailbox Everyday Hoping It Will Say Something Back! Every Time You See A gingerbread Boy, You Sing The Apple Tree Song! You Buy Another Dog And Paint It Magenta For A Friend For Your Blue Dog! 3/4ths Of The Fan Letter's Steve Receives Everyday Are From You! Your One Dream In Life Is To Host An Episode Of Blue's Clues! You Want To Buy Tickets To A Blue's Clues Show Only To Discover There Is No Way To Get To Steve's House! You Propose Marriage To Steve! You Grow Kentucky Blue Grass For A Lawn! You Want To Convert Your Real Green Money For Blue Dollars! You Break Into "Here's The Mail" at the sight of a postal vehicle! You Start Actively Seeking For A Small Pink Snail Everywhere In Your House! You're Thrown Out Of Your One O'clock Class Because You're Always Late! You Name Your First Born Son/Daughter Paprika! You're Constantly Trying To Ska-Doo Into The Pictures On Your Friend's Walls! The Only Thing In Your Pocket At All Times Is A Handy-Dandy Notebook! When You Expect All Of Your Favorite Shows To Have The Same Episode Run Five Times A Week! When You Get Rid Of All Your Furniture To Make Room For A Big Red Thinking